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🎒 The Urbanite’s Umbrella – City Slicker’s Pack

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🚦 Concrete Jungle? We’ve Got Your Back(pack)! When you’re breakdancing on the metro platform or beatboxing to the hum of traffic lights, our backpack’s right there, hyping you up. This isn’t just a bag; it’s your street cred!

📢 “When the city beats drop, your swag shouldn’t flop.” Every DJ needs their mixer, and every urban maestro needs The Urbanite’s Umbrella.

🌃 Walking those neon-lit streets, you’ve dodged pigeons acting like gangsters and sparred with taxis acting like… well, taxis. Every alley has its own story, every crosswalk its own rhythm. And who’s there holding your gear? The Urbanite’s Umbrella. It’s not just a bag; it’s your backstage pass to the city.

🏢 Dive into its magic: Designed for the one who moonwalks on pavements and considers graffiti as urban sonnets, this bag has pockets deeper than a stand-up comedian’s punchlines. Got a Moroccan tribal art-inspired gadget? Or a street-style snack from the global cinema street vendors? There’s space for it all!

🎨 Cityproof Nylon: Ever spilled your latte while trying to take that perfect sunset-over-skyscraper pic? Our nylon’s got your back, laughing off those spills with you. Plus, when random showers hit – because the city has mood swings too – it’s like having an invisible umbrella.

🚇 Metro Map Friendly: Lost in the subway? Remembered the chorus but forgot the lyrics? With a pocket for every whim, you could stash a mini-encyclopedia, not just a map!

🏋️‍♂️ Padded Peace of Mind: We’re talking padding that’d make a sumo wrestler jealous. Whether you’re leaping over puddles or parkouring off benches, your shoulders will be singing our praises.

⚡ Quick-Zip Quest: Ever tried zipping up while running late? It’s the urbanite’s version of an Olympic sport. But with our zips, it’s a guaranteed gold every time.

🍸 Rooftop Bars: Here’s the scene – the city beneath you, a cocktail beside you, and your Urbanite’s Umbrella looking dapper as ever. It’s whispered about in hushed tones: the bag that once outshone the city lights.

🎨 Pop-Up Art Galleries: Show up, stand out, steal the show! You might come for the art, but you’ll stay for the backpack compliments. Because, let’s face it, sometimes the best artwork isn’t on the walls.

💃 Flash Mob Fiestas: Suddenly surrounded by dancing strangers? Welcome to the city! And guess what won’t let you down when you decide to join in? Your breezy, sweat-defying pack, all set to mambo!

💼 Dive into the cityscape with the swag only a true urbanite can flaunt. Every zipped pocket, every padded strap is a shoutout to your city soul. So why wait? Dive into those neon nights, let the skyscrapers be your guide, and let The Urbanite’s Umbrella be the trusty sidekick you never knew you needed.

🌧️ Dirt? Grime? A rogue pigeon’s “gift”? Pfft, cleaning your backpack’s just like swiping left – one quick motion, and it’s out of your life!

🚁 Dive headfirst into your neon-lit tales with The Urbanite’s Umbrella! The city’s tales are waiting, and so is your trusty bag. Don’t just live the city, wear it! So, what are you waiting for? Those streets aren’t gonna strut themselves. Answer the call and make The Urbanite’s Umbrella your next urban legend!

.: Made of 15.5 oz. Soft Nylon
.: Lightweight and waterproof
.: Adjustable shoulder straps

 One size
Length, in13.19
Width , in6.89
Height, in16.93

 

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